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    Honoured Natarian MemberHonoured Natarian MemberHonoured Natarian MemberHonoured Natarian Member Trouble's Avatar
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    Default haha

    Prefer: Australian.

    Must play at night

    all the time

    and buy oodles of gold

    Carry me

    I have good account but I get ill if I dont sleep and stuff

    Uni student I got exams and stuff urm and I go around doing business and stuff cos business need done

    Also I buy gold and play like a beast, I'm probably better than you

    but luckily travian is more than life so

    like duals keep top accounts going and add activey, sometimes I have problem or I have to sleep mostly just sleep

    Press raid every 15 mins, I will get good phone contract and do it, its not a problem actually super easy


    We'll see if I'm rank 1 raider
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    It's so alluring. I am presently arguing with MJ over which of the two of us should have the privilege. But I need you to settle an argument: I say that you were only serious for lines 1, 4 and 10, but he reckons the whole post was serious.

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    Trouble, are you sure you don't drink!?

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    Dude I heard alcohol stops your muscles from being hench and stuff like it slows down there expansion proccesses

    SO I don't do it often

    And when I do, I do it properly like I wana be really messed up

    So long as I dont die, which I'm good at. Like Idk how people don't just realise alcholo is a poision accept it and take measures to not get beaten by it. It's like, I feel sad for all the noobs that drink alcohol.

    ALSO MJ is right. My ideal dual is Donald trump, in a good time zone, lots of cash.

    And we get to have great ironic banter about how hes gona work like a mexican for me

    Someone please inform mr trump that I required his dutiful services.

    Plus I'll teach his daughters to dance to :
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR1wLQYzKVU

    As a nominal service fee.

    Muwahhaah I usually have to back track and edit the crazy out but i cba
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    Well I see that you're now after an Australian. So MJ, Trouble has spoken and he has chosen me.



    Sadly, I'm not rich enough to be your Trump.

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    nah

    neither of you can be my dual

    you should dual together, maybe that way it'll be a challenge for me to defeat you.

    Litterally my last aventure yeilds?
    Bounty Book of Wisdom Book of Wisdom

    Mark as unread


    Worst start possible to have book so late.

    But it doesn't matter.
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    Oh, did you just rank me as half as good as you? I'm honoured. But you only gave me a 6. Unless you think that MJ by himself is a 4.

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    Honoured Natarian MemberHonoured Natarian MemberHonoured Natarian MemberHonoured Natarian Member Trouble's Avatar
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    Auctions,

    Are now out.

    Raiding board looks like this:

    Raiders of the week

    No. Players Resources
    1. Tricks 67306
    2. Lord Teuton 62668
    3. Mumei 59052
    4. Thor 57049
    5. Monkey101 55412
    6. AssassinZ 52647 (Gaul)
    7. Marinus 51557
    8. Trouble 43679
    9. Ottoman Empire 43139
    10. NadBadger 42582
    8. Trouble 43679

    Rest are of course tuetons.
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    PLACE YOUR BETS PLEASE

    The race to deletion

    Ottoman empire 2/1

    Turkish are known for their speedy start out the blocks and into the top 10 raiders for the first week or 2. Inevitably burn out ending in deletion or inactivity.

    Trouble 4/6

    Notorious loud mouth on the forum, mighty claims to be a god among men at this game by himself and himself only. Bright starts are familiar with his fellow often rank 1/2 raiders when using gold. Like a sparkler you may find on bonfire night, 95% of his accounts more often than not fizzle out early into the server
    Meep Meep
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    Just getting better and better

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    50 quid on trouble

    assuming its 4/6 I don't delete

    Put your money where your mouth is, you scotch noob.

    Scotch stands for Scottish, and theres better words than noob. But this is a public forum.. Mods will get tired if all I do is swear and make them edit or consider ban me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post

    Scotch stands for Scottish... Mods will get tired if all I do is swear and make them edit or consider ban me.
    Might ban you if you refer to us as Scotch, Scotch doesn't stand for Scottish, it refers to Uisge beatha or malt Whiskey!
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    Facts:

    I'm approximately 1/4 scottish.

    If I don't delete on this server, the would be book maker roadrunnerx will owe me; 50 4 ; 6 = 75 pounds.

    so its actually 25 pounds he would owe me. Because I get my bet back? IDK I guess it depends on the terms of the deal.

    edit; I dont see how u can take offence to being referenced to as wiskey, would be a good nick name if you were a pirate or something.


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    When you wana raid but every one is building crannies.
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    hi, i'm a yankee lol

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    Don't dual with Elisa

    She makes mess of rally point and puts the crannies in the wrong places.

    IDK I think I could use a dual tbh, I didn't let any one on my account yet, cos if I do it with duals people will say "you are elo boosted" or that I didn't do all the work myself.

    My gold, my time is in this account.

    it will be rank 1 settle, I feel reasonably certain.

    I made quite a few mistakes.. But it wasn't enough to delay me to the point of lose this race I think, might be surprised.. but ur, I think not. I think I will settle promptly at approximately 2am.


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