Hahaha. This one's called Kayte.
She's fairly nice to look at. But I mostly like her because she's horrible to me
I've seen more fat on a blade of grass.
I'm pretty damn good.
I think I've finally found a woman who can take all my sh1t and give some back (I like that for some reason ). But it's only been a week, so I'll have to wait and see how it goes.....
And I'm not drunk yet. But I will be in half an hour
What's going on with your bad self??
How have you been?
Why aren't you in England?
I ate Danish bacon earlier, it tasted of you
Belated Merry Christmas an' Happy New Year
You're such a little heart breaker
Upgrading boyfriends like phones.
How is this one? Does he need a brotherly talking to?
Is he a pensioner?
"Caroline went from being "in a relationship" to "single"."
What is this?
Did he die of old age or something?
Sorry, I mean...... Are you ok babycakes?
You missed it.
And too think, me and you would have been awesome forum prince and princesses
Good tiding's my foreign friend. Pleeasee, pretttyyy please will you go to the prom with me?
Tired. Really tired, lol.
labor omnia vincit